•        OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office

•        GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit

•        GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on phone

•        WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date

•        ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot

•        INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/she does

•        QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses

•        CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision

•        USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it

•        EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English

•        METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nail picker

•        HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES – is tall or has a louder voice

•        EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky

•        KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a 101 of dirty jokes

•        CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber

•        LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else

•        PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys

•        0F GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets to work on time

•        RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk