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Dec 11, 201521 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2.…- Dec 20, 2013
The Gay Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very… - Oct 31, 2013
Monastery Life
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in… - Mar 29, 2013
Is spring coming soon
- Mar 15, 2013
Can you measure up?
It was a wet day when a man walked out to the street and caught a taxi. He got into the… - Feb 22, 2013
SHERGARS BUM
I cant help myself this week. So please excuse the sick jobs. Talking about being sick I… - Feb 15, 2013
Office Notice - Swearing at Work.
Office Notice Swearing at Work. Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's… - Feb 08, 2013
Thomas Cook Holidays Complaints
A listing some of their UK client’s genuine complaints. 1. "I think it should be… - Jan 25, 2013
ONE LINERS
So much to do. So few people to do it for me. The thought of terror frightens me. You… - Jan 11, 2013
Two Nuns
There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one… - Nov 30, 2012
A Lady and her dog
WWII, an American soldier, weary from long weeks at the front is on a train leaving Paris… - Nov 23, 2012
You Know That You Are Irish When...
You know you're Irish when - You don't need to study for exams because your Granny lit a… - Oct 26, 2012
There is a lot of truth here...
This sound like some people that I know!!! While treating a cut on the hand of a 75 year… - Sep 14, 2012
Seamus & Bessie...
Seamus & Bessie... An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry, and was… - Sep 07, 2012
FOOTBALL QUOTES
"I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones"… - Aug 31, 2012
How much is a hole worth!
Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar... Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the… - Jul 19, 2012
Traffic Camera
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture… - Jun 20, 2012
List of English signs in other countries:
1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. 2. At a… - Jun 01, 2012
Great Truths
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't… - May 25, 2012
APPLICATION TO GO OUT / RETURN LATE
- May 19, 2012
AGE IS A FUNNY THING
from Bob'S PUNCH LINE. Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get… - May 11, 2012
Don’t talk to the driver!
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the… - May 04, 2012
5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS
5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on… - Apr 27, 2012
Peace of mind
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there,… - Apr 20, 2012
I’ve got problems
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I… - Apr 13, 2012
Just call me PADDY
A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat… - Apr 06, 2012
Buried upside down
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.… - Mar 30, 2012
A letter to God
Little Billy wanted 100 bucks badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then… - Mar 23, 2012
Don’t shout so loud!
Bert feared his wife Alice wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might… - Mar 16, 2012
Always defrost the chicken
Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist! Scientists at NASA… - Mar 09, 2012
Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are… - Mar 02, 2012
It’s Inkredible that the Wolf Toner had no Inkling what he was doing
I was tidying up the DPNlive twitter account this morning and fell across the Aengus Ó… - Mar 02, 2012
The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the… - Feb 25, 2012
THE LOVE DRESS
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang… - Feb 18, 2012
The moral of the story------------
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a… - Feb 11, 2012
How to wash a cat!
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the… - Feb 04, 2012
Artful printer dodges inspection
Paddy McCoy, an Irish printer, received a letter from the Department of Social Welfare… - Feb 04, 2012
Airborne
The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest… - Jan 28, 2012
Three wishes – and a moving conclusion
Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and… - Jan 28, 2012
Who wears the trousers in this house?
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were… - Jan 20, 2012
A tale to make your hair curl
Two nuns were shopping at a Tesco store. As they passed the beer fridge, one nun said to… - Jan 14, 2012
How to start a fight
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The… - Jan 06, 2012
New Year resolutions you won’t be able to keep if you’re a nerd
16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I… - Dec 30, 2011
Dearly Departed
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back… - Dec 30, 2011
Mental Health Hotline
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you have obsessive compulsive disorder,… - Dec 29, 2011
The Irish Wrestler
A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before… - Dec 29, 2011
It's hard getting old!!!
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was… - Dec 16, 2011
Afraid of the dark
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse… - Dec 16, 2011
Nuns
Kieran was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally… - Dec 16, 2011
SAY A PRAYER
Little Matty and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.… - Dec 16, 2011
How the angel got to the top of the tree.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as… - Dec 09, 2011
Can I borrow that mule?
Ellen Neumann A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately…
