Three wishes – and a moving conclusion

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Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and went to heaven.

God greets them and asks: “When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first cop says: “I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force.”

The second police officer says: “I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty.”

The last cop replies: “I would like to hear them say … Look, He’s Moving!”

Ellen Neumann

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