Little Billy wanted 100 bucks badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 100 bucks.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Ireland, they decided to send it to the President.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy 5.00 bucks.
President Higgins thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the 5.00 bucks and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Dublin. And, as usual, those crooks deducted 95.00 bucks.