Office Notice

Swearing at Work.

Try Saying this

Instead Of This

I think you could do with more training

You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?

She's an aggressive go-getter.

She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch

Perhaps I can work late

And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?

I'm certain that isn't feasible

F*** off a*se-hole

Really?

Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole

Perhaps you should check with...

Tell someone who gives a f***.

I wasn't involved in the project.

Not my f***ing problem.

That's interesting.

What the f***?

I'm not sure this can be implemented
within the given timescale.

No f***ing chance mate.

It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in

Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?

He's not familiar with the issues

He's got his head up his f***ing a*se.

Excuse me, sir?

Oi, f*** face.

Of course, I was only going
to be at home anyway

Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.