churchThe secretary answers the phone in the church office. A man asks to speak to the Head Hog of the Trough.
The secretary said, “Holy mother of God! If you are referring to the Father Byrne, you must call him ‘Father’ not the head hog of the trough,that is disrespectful, nearly sacrilegious!"
The man said, "I'm thinking about donating $10,000.00 dollars to the church.”..........................
She said, “Hold on, Porky just walked in."
