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Appointment of Nikolaus Nowak completes

leadership team quartet at the company.

Kornit Digital Europe - Leadership team from left - Wilfried Kampe, Oliver Luedtke, Monika Morck and Nikolaus NowakKornit Digital Europe has announced that Nikolaus Nowak has been appointed Customer Service and Logistics Manager in a move which completes the quartet that now makes up the experienced leadership team at the company’s Düsseldorf head-quarters.

Read more: New Appointment At Kornit Digital Europe

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Press release from the issuing company.

John Mills2nd April, Cambridge, UK - Inca Digital, the inkjet printing specialist, today announces the appointment of Dr John Mills as CEO with immediate effect.

John has extensive experience of developing and commercialising advanced industrial technologies, specifically in the fields of inkjet and plastic electronics. Holding a PhD in Physics, his senior roles have included Director of Development with Domino Printing Sciences, Vice President and COO at Plastic Logic and, for the last four and a half years, CEO of DataLase.

John is looking forward to making a contribution at Inca and says “Inca Digital is a world-class company at the forefront of digital printing technology and I am very excited about working with such an experienced team to take the company to even greater success. Inca changed how the industry produced wide-format print and we have the potential to develop ‘game -changing’ digital print solutions that provide considerable production value and efficiency to new markets.”

Commenting on the appointment, Nigel Puttergill, Inca Chairman, said “It’s a great pleasure to welcome John to Inca. He brings considerable strategic, operational and commercial expertise to the company and he will be instrumental in guiding and growing the business.”

Bill Baxter will remain on the Inca Board along with the other serving officers: Yoshinari Otani, Chief Operating Officer; Stephen Tunnicliffe Wilson, Director of R&D; Dominique Marciniak, Finance Director and Nigel Puttergill, Chairman

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Here is a story sent to me by Cyril Tierney.

It's a series of photos of a dog being saved. Look at them through to the end.Go down the left column and then the right.

No need to say a word. Read the final comment.

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A GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN THE FREEZING WATER AND SAVED MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DOG.
UPON GETTING BACK ON THE BRIDGE, HE CHECKED MY PUPPY OUT AND TOLD ME,

"ZE DOG IS OK. HE VILL BE FINE."

Due to his selfless heroic act, I ASKED, "ARE YOU A VET?"

HE REPLIED,

"VET? I'M FUCKING SOAKED!"

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• Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
• Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
• Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
• Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
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• Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
• Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:

• Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
• Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
• Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
• Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
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• Negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
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• Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavoured mouthwash.
• Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
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• Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.
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• Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
• Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
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• Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

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