The Irish Wrestler

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic
gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came
to him and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this
Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does,
you're finished."

The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment.

As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other
several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian
lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the
dreaded ‘pretzel’ hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and
the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He
couldn't watch the inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a long, high pitched scream, and then a cheer from the
crowd and the trainer raised his eyes, just in time to watch the
Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and
the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the
match.

The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he
asked "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it
before!"

The wrestler answered "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in
that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of
testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my
last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies
just as hard as I could."

The trainer exclaimed "That's what finished him off?"

"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own
nuts!"