Office Notice

Swearing at Work.

swearing-at-workDear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some members of staff have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.

Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative ‘TRY SAYING’ phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Try Saying this	Instead Of This
I think you could do with more training	You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?
She's an aggressive go-getter.	She's a f**ing power-crazy btch
Perhaps I can work late	And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
I'm certain that isn't feasible	F*** off a*se-hole
Really?	Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole
Perhaps you should check with...	Tell someone who gives a f***.
I wasn't involved in the project.	Not my f***ing problem.
That's interesting.	What the f***?
I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.	No f***ing chance mate.
It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in	Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?
He's not familiar with the issues	He's got his head up his f**ing ase.
Excuse me, sir?	Oi, f*** face.
Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway	Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.

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Office Notice - Swearing at Work.

Office Notice Swearing at Work.

Office Notice

Swearing at Work.