SHERGARS BUM

I cant help myself this week. So please excuse the sick jobs. Talking about being sick I had a sore throat. I was feeling a little hoarse.

horses bumA woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a fiver each way !

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF" I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....."

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

Said to the Mrs these Tesco burgers are givin' me terrible trots

To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian

Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of ....SHERGARS BUM

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO! I can't do it any longer.

Regards,

Bob Tallent

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